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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

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wwwtxt:

Where is your smiley? Did you forget it, or are you in favor of genocide? ☯84OCT

skarchomp:

What if the reason cows get abducted by UFOs is because they’re under the control of an evil skeleton who wants to steal all the world’s milk to become M E G A  S K E L E T O N?

skarchomp:

What if the reason cows get abducted by UFOs is because they’re under the control of an evil skeleton who wants to steal all the world’s milk to become M E G A  S K E L E T O N?

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

Tagged with: #very good  

hornetaur:

She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment

littleleahlamb2k14:

Bumper stickers like “this family upholds marxism-leninism” “proud of my bolshevik son”

poolharry:

u know whats weird. i literally remember the exact moment when and where i first saw this image. this is pre-impact font being the default meme text. this was revolutionary. i was practically a newborn. the internet has raised me on this absolute bullshit. truly unbelievable.

poolharry:

u know whats weird. i literally remember the exact moment when and where i first saw this image. this is pre-impact font being the default meme text. this was revolutionary. i was practically a newborn. the internet has raised me on this absolute bullshit. truly unbelievable.

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

image

Tagged with: #that's kind of adorable  
gingerlandcomics:

from a comic for subcultures anthology about industrial shredders and the men who love them

gingerlandcomics:

from a comic for subcultures anthology about industrial shredders and the men who love them

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.