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Hi there! My name is Ashleigh. I'm dumb as hell, and I like whiskey too much for my own good. I consider myself a mutual conduit between shitty indie music and the extremely bored.
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

lets get this emoticon happening everyone. :-ƕ unimpressed snake tongue guy. can be unimpressed about anything doesnt have to be just snake stuff.

thebsdboys:

"augh i’m going to feel terrible tomorrow"

hair of the dog

"augh i drank too much last night"

HAIR OF THE DOG

"jesus christ why are you forcing alcohol into me every hour of every day"

HAIR OF THE DOG

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

orbsteeb:

orbsteeb:

join the #gamerrevolution! live like a videogame protagonist. stare blankly at strangers while they greet you, then suddenly crouch and crabwalk out of their field of vision. take their things. stand. greet them. hurry though their questions (“dialogue”) with a series of dismissive interjections. question them about the Sword. when you can think of nothing more to say, crouch and sidle upstairs. put on a hat that you find there. leave. equip your strongest weapon and strafe through a graveyard. press your face against the largest tomb and run in place, drifting slowly to the side 

this is making the rounds again and seems apropos

wolfpupy:

do you want to put a hex or curse on me to make life tough for me or other reason? dont know how to write a spell yourself?
now a special magic spell that you can recite to put a curse on me, wolfpupy, is available for purchase
paypal $9.99 to wolfpupy8@gmail.com to receive an email with spell and instructions

fuckingmulder:

Imagine Mulder and Scully at a restaurant. Someone starts to have an allergic reaction to something. The person they’re with says, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?!”

Mulder looks over at Scully in slow motion. The music swells. Scully rises.

Her time has come.

She is a medical doctor.

spacetwinks:

dwayne “the rock” johnson shows up at my bed in the hospital, smiling somewhat awkwardly, trying to comfort me. after a long inhale, and a longer sigh, he walks directly up to me and gently holds my shoulder, whispering softly “wrestling isn’t real.” i flatline immediately

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

candlemass-snapback:

would you let yourself be seen in public wearing this

candlemass-snapback:

would you let yourself be seen in public wearing this

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

i want the next meme to be grainy, out-of-focus pictures of what seem to be richard dawkins spotted inside a church

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